The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Forget quicksand and shark attacks child-rearing is the truly terrifying activity. A screaming baby on an airplane no diapers (!) monsters hiding in the closet a long family car trip the first dateathese are the high-risk adventures you need to survive. Fortunately the authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series now keep parents safe from cradle to teens. Hands-on step-by-step instructions show you how to remove objects stuck in a child's nose or gum stuck in hair and how to survive endless soccer games slumber parties and sleep deprivation. From baby-proofing the house to dealing with a dead pet from the perils of the play-date to explaining about the birds and the bees this essential guide tells parents what to really expect when your worst-case scenario is all in the family.